Ladies and gentlemen, grab a notebook because Bahati just turned the anniversary game into a masterclass, and your partner might need to take notes.
Forget a simple dinner date or a “Happy Anniversary, babe” text, Kenya’s most extra couple went all out for their 8th anniversary.
We’re talking about millions of cash, luxury gifts, tattoos, and even a brand-new car for the father-in-law.
This eight-day love fest was so extravagant that somewhere in space, Cupid is taking notes for next Valentine’s Day.
So, what exactly did Bahati do? Let’s break it down.
DAY 1: WHEN IN DOUBT, JUST HAND HER CASH
Most husbands start their anniversary with a “Good morning, my queen” text. Bahati? He dropped Ksh8 million cash on Diana’s lap.
That’s right. EIGHT MILLION SHILLINGS.
For context, that’s enough to:
*Buy a plot in Kamakis.
*Start a thriving kinyozi business in Eastleigh.
*Pay 32,000 Nairobians’ electricity bills.
*Or, in this case, keep Diana smiling for eight more years.
Ladies, if your man only sends you “Ksh 200 ya fare,” we are sorry, but you are in the wrong relationship.
DAY 2: FATHER-IN-LAW SECURED!
They say if you want peace in marriage, keep your in-laws happy. And Bahati must have taken this very seriously because he went and bought Diana’s dad a Toyota Wish.
Yes, a whole Toyota Wish, not just a ride to the supermarket, but the actual car.
Meanwhile, other Kenyan men are out here praying not to meet their in-laws at family gatherings.
Somewhere in Kenya, a father-in-law is now looking at his son-in-law like, “Na wewe utaweza hii?”
DAY 3: CHARITY BEGINS AT ANNIVERSARY
By Day 3, Bahati and Diana were feeling so blessed, they decided to give back to street families.
They shared money, food, and a bit of motivation:
“If you believe in love, one day you will also find someone who will give you Ksh 8 million.”
“Just don’t try this if your man is on Fuliza.”
DAY 4: EIGHT HANDBAGS FOR EVERY MOOD
If there’s one thing men will never understand, it’s why women need more than one handbag.
Bahati? He didn’t question it. He just bought Diana eight designer bags, one for every year they’ve been together.
Year 1: Gucci (For when she’s feeling cute)
Year 2: Louis Vuitton (For when she needs to remind people she’s rich)
Year 3: Prada (For when she’s going to brunch with the girls)
Year 4: Chanel (For important business meetings, a.k.a. shopping sprees)
Year 5: Dior (For Instagram flexing)
Year 6: Balenciaga (For casual millionaire vibes)
Year 7: Fendi (For when she doesn’t know what to wear)
Year 8: Versace (For every time she remembers she’s a celebrity)
Meanwhile, some of us are still using that one handbag from Dubois Road that’s barely holding itself together.
DAY 5: LOVE IN PERMANENT INK
What’s more romantic than a tattoo of your wife’s name?
Bahati went ahead and tattooed “Diana B” on his arm, officially branding himself as off the market forever.
Ladies, if your man won’t even save your name with a heart emoji on his phone, just know he’s not serious.
DAY 6: TECH MEANS LOVE
Diana is a digital queen, so Bahati got her the latest MacBook Pro.
Because love is sweet, but editing YouTube videos in 4K is sweeter.
DAY 7: DIAMONDS ARE A WOMAN’S BEST FRIEND
At this point, Diana’s wishlist was looking like a billionaire’s shopping cart.
So Bahati got her diamond jewelry,because at this level of love, the only thing that shines brighter than Diana’s smile is her new shiny diamond necklace.
Day 8: The Grand Finale – A G-Wagon Fit for a Queen!
Just when we thought Bahati had exhausted his bag of surprises, he casually rolled out the crown jewel of the anniversary , a Ksh 45 million pink Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon Brabus.
And not just any G-Wagon, this one looks like it was dipped in a fairy tale, sprinkled with luxury, and blessed by the gods of horsepower.
Diana took one look at it and immediately broke into tears of joy, shock, and maybe a little disbelief. Can you blame her?
One minute you’re scrolling through your phone, the next, your man hands you the keys to a car that costs more than some people’s entire neighborhoods.
As the pink beast sat there, gleaming like a Barbie dream on steroids, Bahati probably whispered, “Now, no one can say I don’t buy my wife flowers… I just bought her an entire G-Wagon garden!”
The streets are officially warned, Diana Marua is now cruising in luxury, and with a price tag like that, even potholes might start respecting her.
FINAL THOUGHTS: WHO IS COMPETING WITH BAHATI?
Kenyan men, please form a WhatsApp group and discuss.
Bahati just set a new standard, and ladies across the country are demanding answers.
Diana is probably somewhere smiling in her Mercedes, holding her handbag, counting her money, checking her tattoo, editing on her MacBook, and admiring her diamonds.
Meanwhile, the rest of us?
We’re just out here waiting for our crush to text us back.
Dear Kenyan Men,
If your woman sends you this article, just know the pressure is getting wesser!
