Online furore greets risqué video allegedly of CAS

Online furore has greeted the ‘leak’ of a risqué video allegedly of a Cabinet Administrative Secretary exposing herself in bed.

The video, whose authenticity we cannot ascertain, shows a voluptuous lady, left cheek pressed on white sheets, and her striped dress raised to the midriff. Her pronounced derrière is raised in the air like a wasp’s preparing to sting.

It is not clear when or where the video was taken. But two vocal outliers- Nominated Senator Karen Nyamu and former Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko- might offer a clue.

“Yes, I have seen the video mnanitumia,” says Karen. “There’s absolutely nothing to be ashamed of there. We have all been sleeping butt naked at some point what is the big deal! The focus must immediately shift from the woman to the fool taking that video. Kwani wewe ni mtoto? What is your intention? There are women you cant bring down,” Karen says.

Sonko, who customarily digs into such controversies with the alacrity of a youngster onto candy reveals the CAS in question was suffering from a running and bloated stomach.

Stop being dirty minded let's not spoil our CAS’ dignity! I remember very vividly on this day the Hon. CAS was away on official duty when she called me. We briefly spoke where she told me she had a running and bloated stomach and

“I advised her to take club soda or salt and hot water then lie on her stomach all night. Here she seems to be following the instructions I gave, innocently lying on her stomach resting after a long day of tree planting and working for this country that she loves so much,” says Sonko.

“She even took the extra piece of advice where I told her to make sure she is ‘free’ so that she can pass gas in that position. Even as you can see from the photo the bedsheets are still well spread, clearly showing that no vigorous activity had taken place.”

He adds that netizens should “stop being dirty minded” and should “not spoil our CAS’ dignity” by suggesting the photos were a ‘post-match analysis’.